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Shit Happens
00:37
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shit happens all the time
sometimes it’s your fault and sometimes its mine
shit happens all day long
that’s why we sing the shit happens song
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I Need A Band
02:18
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everybody said they would be here until the end
why do I feel so alone?
maybe it’s because I alienate all my friends
this ET has no home
oh well I’m fine with it, I don’t care, got everything I need right here
that thinking got me here in the first place
oh well I’ll move out to the woods, and live off of the land
I don’t even need a girlfriend no I’ll just use my hand
I need a band, I need a band
I need a broken family cuz I’m crashin when I land
I need a band, I need a band
don’t need a room, or a job, no I’ll live inside my van
I need a band
when I was sweet sixteen it all just came so naturally
but mom and dad made sure that I was fed and pooped and peed
now that I’m all grown up and kinda livin on my own
well I ain’t got no netflix but I got a pre-paid phone
I’m eating pretty good ya I’m surviving thankfully
as long as state of washington reloads my EBT
I ain’t gettin no love and I’m straight fresh outta hash
but if I had my own CD I’d be on the streets tradin for cash….
I need a band, I need a band
cuz two birds in the bush is worth at least one in the hand
I need a band, I need a band
I’m getting kinda old for this but this shit’s all I have
I need a band
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Will You Love Me
01:53
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will you love me?
in a couple years?
when you see the only reason we hooked up is cuz ya drank too many beers
will you love me?
will you love me?
when your friends say Im gay, and you’re gonna wanna have a real man in your life someday?
no you just wanna fuck me and thats ok
will you love me?
even when I screw up, like if I cheat on you or accidentally do all your drugs?
will you still love me even when I’m old and gray
when I’m wrinkled up and even shorter than I am today
no you just wanna hump me and thats ok
will you marry me? will you marry me?
sometimes i think I’m not thinking with my brain but with my bone
oh will you marry me oh please just marry me
cuz honestly I don’t really wanna die alone
no, you just wanna get your gay best friend and ourselves a nice three way
and that’s ok
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Black Out
03:04
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take all of your preconceived notions and ideas
throw em out the emergency exit of a 747
flying at high altitude watch it all blow away
watch as you black out
take the stench of your rotten spirit, wring it and dry it out
cleansing the stains of your soul is what this number's all about
purify your intentions in the blood of human nature
Black out!
Black out!
loose consciousness and regain reason in this confusing world
Black out!
Black out!
be filled with the white light beaming out your eyes as you shine out!
Black out!
turn off your brain and stop thinking for just two seconds
watching the second hand of the clock tick by, I’d like to see you try
shut the valve at your spinal chord and watch your brain dry out...
as you Black out...
feel the sound of your piercing eardrums as you scream and shout
bite on your tongue and chew it and gum it until you bleed out
feel the tingle in your veins, on the surface of your skin
as it all comes pouring out
as you Black out!
Black out!
grab the handle behind the back of your spine and twist the knife
Black out!
Black out!
glow yellow and orange and red as the light of your flame flickers out
Black out!
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Gigolo
01:46
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I was enjoying a cold microbrew at the local uptown pub
when a regular fella sat down and said “what’s up?”
he asked me what I do, I said not a lot...
just alcohol a little LSD and I smoke lots of pot
so I returned the question and he nodded and he smiled causally
actually I spend most my time working with STD’s
I ain’t a doctor or a nurse, I survive by the means of an old coin purse
he said I don’t really work but I get paid a lot
when I’m doing my job I’ve been told I really hit the spot
I’m certainly not the best, but I’ve been told that I’m alright
make my next car payment and I’ll make you howl through the night
I’m the local gigalo
fourty dollars to wax that ass, or just twenty for a blow
I'm the local gigalo
we'll drink a bottle of cheap wine and waste some time
I'm the local gigalo
I can’t promise ya quality rather affordability
I'm the local gigalo
am I a gentleman selling my time? or just a stray cat on the low road?
I'm the local gigalo
and if ya need a quicky I'll be happy to bang and just go
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Almost Homeless
02:59
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Dear Mom and dad I’m just writing with this update I figured once every three years ought to keep you caught up good enough
At my birthday party it seems hopeless I’d ever move out, as you lit 35 candles, and I blew them all out
I never learned how to do my own laundry
I never even learned to fry an egg
I never lived on my own or owned my own automobile
I never listened to a word either of you ever said
and now…
I’m almost homeless
almost homeless
almost homeless
I’m almost homeless
almost homeless
almost homeless
I still brush my teeth every other day!
I still don’t understand the concept of social security
or why I deserve to have any
But the state of Washington pays for my meds and groceries….
I get my showers and my shits
and my peanut butter sandwiches
wash my hands and sing the abc’s
fall asleep between the trees
wrapped in a sleeping bag, rated for zero degrees
nobody else is lookin out for me
I’m almost homeless
almost homeless
almost homeless
almost homeless
almost homeless
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Jet Pack
01:30
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I could fly
over all the volcanos and all of the rain forests
I could fly
through the foothill valleys up to the peak of Everest
I could fly
oh so very high
even further up in the sky
fly anywhere I want and then come right back
it’s always like this every other single mother fuckin day
all I can say is I really really gotta gotta get away
if I had a jet pack I could fly around the earth
in reverse a few times, buy my self some time
come back yesterday
I could fly
over all the volcanos and all of the rain forests
I could fly
through the foothill valleys up to the peak of Everest
I could fly
oh so very high
even further up in the sky
fly anywhere I want and never come right back
if I had my own jetpack
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Legalize Suicide
02:03
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legalize suicide
legalize suicide
legalize suicide
legalize suicide
and that’s not the only compassionate thing to do
there are plenty of opportunities
what if I fall down and break my spine, and I’m in pain for the rest of my life
and I decide I don’t wanna stay alive
it’s not something a government can enforce upon it’s people
it’s not a privilege its a right
if you don’t want to be kept alive in a hospital or institution
you better get up while you can and fuckin fight
legalize suicide
legalize suicide
legalize suicide
the baby boomers are getting older there ain’t no other solution
we gotta start to respect their request for respectful euthanusian
it’s perfectly legal to jump out of an airplane
it doesn’t make no sense to force people to live in pain
ironically sometimes death is the best solution for your health
so let’s make it politically correct to kill yourself
legalize suicide
legalize suicide
legalize suicide
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Drugs And Airplanes
01:29
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drinking alcohol and riding my bicycle
drinking alcohol and riding my bike
I know it’s against the law but there’s nothing more that I like
than drinking alcohol and riding my bike
juggling knives and scooting on my skateboard
juggling knives and scooting on my skateboard
it’s a good way to get a blade stuck in your face
a sprained ankle, a severed nerve and blood all over the place
I got an upside down cross painted on the bottom of my board
so I'm protected by my all powerful dark lord
when I’m juggling knives and scooting on my skateboard
doing lots of drugs and flying air planes
doing lots of drugs and flying planes
I know it’s a bad idea, ya it sound totally insane
I just like doing lots of drugs and flying air planes
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Backward And Upside Down
02:27
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I should be livin my life backward and upside down
I keep hearing my self sayin "what the fuck?" when I look around
ya my perception would be much clearer
If I was hangin by my feet lookin at the world though a mirror
backward and upside down
the richest men are living on the street
enjoy a life of luxury, in poverty
while the one who work the hardest make the least amount of money
I should be livin my life backward and upside down
I keep hearing my self sayin "what the fuck?" when I look around
ya my perception would be much clearer
If I was hangin by my feet lookin at the world though a mirror
backward and upside down
they say to stay out of the sun and for vitamin c
you should drink sunny D, till your pee turns green
the more sense that it makes to me, the more crazy I must be
or at least that's how it seems, to people of conventional realities
I should be livin my life backward and upside down
I keep hearing my self sayin "what the fuck?" when I look around
ya my perception would be much clearer
If I was hangin by my feet lookin at the world though a mirror
backward and upside down
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