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XPTX

by Xuper punktoniX

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1.
Happy Birthday 01:13
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everybody hates you we all think that you're a prick we wrote this song to shame you now everybody lets sing it happy birthday! happy birthday! happy birthday! happy birthday! now make a wish and blow out the candles you asshole nobody really likes you behind your back we all call you a dick we think you're a vagina just the wrong kind of sensitive happy birthday! happy birthday! happy birthday! happy birthday! pass the cake and ice cream, then I just want to go home happy birthday! happy birthday! now make a wish and blow out the candles you asshole.
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Gay President 02:31
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his platform stood for LGBT, trans, and lesbiannie he was the only candidate with his own american flag panties it had finally happened we had lived to see the day the first president of the usa who also just so happened to be gay he changed the constitution wrote in amendment 69 it guarantees respect for all especially if you are bi he handed out red white and blue dildos he painted up the white house in rainbows he changed all of the columns to look like giant cocks even air force one got a new paint job he had two designers dogs, a poodle and a pit they were both males but only one was fixed and when he wasn't busy administrating he was sucking on dicks and circle jerk masterbating researching alternative cosmetic medical procedures to improve all his beautiful feminine features he wore pink high heels and lipstick in the evenings he liked to sit around and talk about needs and feelings while he sipped on a vodka lemon spritzer soda as he arched his back to the max and did hot yoga he dug a cave in south dakota, and named it candy mountain ass he invited me to come for a weekend but I had to pass and we were thankful for him every single day our first president of the USA who just so happened to be totally and completely xuper gay
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God Is Real 01:56
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if god was real then he would see me up to my waist in quicksand waving both arms desperately if god was real then he would hear me praying please, oh pretty please help me if god was real then he would feel my pain he'd bring me happy pills, eternal lines of cocaine if god was real then he would know me not by spying from a distance, but by relating personally if god is real then why am I so lonely? you think he'd send an honest girl or at least a rainbow colored pony I guess god doesn't give a fuck if I live my life alone or waste it swiping tinder on my phone so what? what did this so called god ever do for me? to give me a good reason to believe? that he, that he even exists at all? let alone the absurd notion that he loves me? do you wanna know who really is my god? my parents, my sisters, my girl friend, and my dog. my friends, the family that I choose. and let's not forget, I’m god too
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Break The Rules 03:16
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some people look at my life and think I’m a fool they can’t understand why I refuse to play by their rules why I don’t run with the crowd, why I dropped out of school how did my life get to be so damn fuckin cool? I’ll just tell you this I like to break the rules I wanna be a no show at work every day tell my boss I forgot again cuz of mary jane cuz clocking in and clocking out is just insane just getting dressed and showing up is such a pain so I refrain I wanna shut down my accounts and fuck the IRS pass cop cars on the right hand side while smoking cannabis quit my job and live on food stamps in a camping trailer on windy days I'll pretend I'm a sailor wear no pants eat wild plants I wanna wake up in the day time when I'm bored of my wet dreams write a psycho essay and then laugh at funny memes forward all those links to all my social hoes blow an hour on YouTube watching videos have a conjugal visitation just bone then go back home I wanna lay down by the fire and stare at the stars get high as a rocket on its long voyage to mars cuz I wanna do whatever I want to not gonna let nobody tell me what to do drink coffee all day long while eating cannabis cuz any other life would simply be madness I wanna tell my friends to all just go away be free from the subject of their stupid scrutiny say everything they say I'm not supposed to say not give a shit if people think I’m fuckin lame what can I say? I like autonomy I like to break the rules
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Xuper punktoniX 00:49
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we're Xuper punktoniX ya were kinda gay but not totally full on homo we're from a tiny town called port townsend that nobody knows we live on the streets we play incredibly fast beats we're just anti new world order logic pro x band we don't play live shows or have any girlfriends we play with ourselves and our imaginations we’re not even a real fuckin punk band so I don’t expect for you to be a fan we don’t even get invited to namm we're a total fuckin sham the Xuper punktoniX band
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Suckin Fycko 02:00
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I think psychopathy is underrated fuck empathy c'mon lets all be emotionally castrated pop some vicodin while sippin alcohol cuz I feel at my best when I feel nothin at all so fuck it all numb is the only true antidote to jaded and loved is not the true opposite of hated so c'mon everyone let's just get faded cuz feelings and connection are overrated who needs trust and honesty when your getting masterbated? enemies and friends they all just make me feel frustrated and who needs respect and love when you're just as happy to be hated? so I'll say it loud and clear fuck everyone I wanna push that big red button make the world go boom relieve all of you sick puppies the end could never come too soon put the bewildered heard of beasts out of it’s misery I see dead people and they all look beautiful to me so let's put all of these babies down to sleep I know that make me sound like a fuckin creep and I think that's kinda neat cuz I'm a suckin fycko I'm a suckin fycko I’m a mother fuckin suckin fycko
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Kava Kava 02:11
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it's a bitter toxic pepper plant from the tropics it'll make your mouth and tongue and whole body numb it's a lotta fun and I want some kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! it’ll shut down your liver quicker than a liquor factory but in the mean time it’ll make ya feel kinda happy so if you’re coping with physical pain or emotional trauma you just gotta go get yourself some kava kava kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! kava kava! so clap your hands two times for me and send the bowl around again I never met none of you before but I can tell that we’re gonna be good friends we’re gonna smoke weed and drink kava till 10pm and then we’ll smoke more weed and drink more kava kava again it’s like drinking liquid zen it’s kava kava we’re gonna drink our way straight to heaven with kava kava with kava kava kava kava kava kava
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Wave Goodbye 02:46
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if the planet tears in two as it’s expected to I won't mind, I don’t mind. if the people all divide to the left and to the right I won't care, cuz I don't care. when it's all taken away in the blink of an eye I won't cry won't even sigh I’ll just wave goodbye if the cops they come and raid me in my home they'll find my girlfriends amateur pornos on my phone but if they find the psychedelics stashed under my sink they're gonna lock me in a cell and then force me to think I’ll just go home and take a drink the alcohol is my best shrink cuz everybody knows that everybody here is gonna die so don’t judge me if I prefer to stay high I gotta stay good and numb at all fuckin times so I can wave goodbye so when the people finally all drop dead of heart attacks not cuz the US dollar finally did collapse but cuz mcdonalds did succeed in clogging all your arteries congratulations, that's just fine a triple bypass for your conscience will be required you’re gonna need those benefits so don’t get fired and when you look me in the eye, and say you’re gonna die I won’t be shy I’ll just wave goodbye
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Mother Of All Wrongs 03:50
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I know you probably got the upper hand I think you expressed that well in afghanistan and I’m just one guy with a guitar sounding a punk rock alarm I don’t expect this to go far or long but when I heard you had dropped the mother of all bombs I felt nauseous in my stomach and I said fuck that what can I do? went inside my trailer smoked my bong I put pen to paper strummed my guitar thought about it every different way and I’ve just got this to say fuck your mother of all bombs you are the mother of all wrongs fuck your mother of all bombs you are the mother of all wrongs mom and dad they chose my name so carefully somehow it got turned into legal state ID we're all in dishonor of the crown it’s illegal to use a legal name! english is pure babble everybody knows so they can twist us up like spiders in their legal codes when every citizen sings the same detuned freedom song it’s time to sound the fuckin gong the punk rock alarm fuck your mother of all bombs you are the mother of all wrongs fuck you your mother of all bombs you are the mother of all wrongs in a world where they can change the meaning of our words make us out to be guilty and lock us up in herds we're all criminals of one kind or another but you, you’re the mother fuck your mother of all bombs you are the mother of all wrongs and if it comes to war I’m sure we're gonna lose you’ve got the mother of all bombs we’ve just got music, booze, and attitudes you have your bombs we've got our songs so this one goes out to all the men who replaced their brains with dongs who take orders and push buttons and act like they did nothing wrong fuck you and fuck your fuckin mother of all bombs fuck your mother of all bombs you are the mother of all wrongs
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Don't Ever Say I Didn't Say So 03:35
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I always say, don't ever say I didn't say so vote all you want, it ain't gonna make no difference tho a critical thinking bypass for your autonomy to move you from motivated to a state of apathy you'll see what I mean... we all know the end is coming there's nothing we can do we're gonna stand in line at feeding time like animals at the zoo or you could break free be your own one man army join the revolution compassionate anarchy, this is what we need... no borders, no nations, no rulers, no slaves no judges, no lawyers, no cops, no more drug raids no managers, no bosses, no priests, and please no kings no teachers, just students, just living human beings no more monopoly! no more usury! no oil or drug cartels or hoarding technology! no more governments, no legal systems, no country! just humans living in a natural state of anarchy! we'll finally be free.. this is survival of the fittest with a compassionate human twist it's always been our calling and now it's our bliss and ya for now this is just a dream but it's so important that we see true freedom in this lifetime not this fuckin demonocracy don't ever say I didn't say so don't ever say I didn't say so don't ever say I didn't say so don't ever say I didn't say so we're building tiny houses for the homeless we're buying spring traps and iron tools we know how to harvest and filter our own water we use consensus decision making when we're breaking our own rules we're stocking up on bullets building houses made of clay you can try and stop us but we're gonna find a way because the seeds of freedom grow easily not hard so we're planting victory gardens in our own front yards we're gonna bring down the fuckin system ya we're gonna fuck this fuckin grid we're gonna bring down the fuckin system ya we're gonna fuck up this whole fucked up grid don't ever say I didn't say so don't ever say I didn't say so don't ever say I didn't say so don't ever say I didn't say so
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Splotch 02:02
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I was checkin out the thing for some local lesbians who might happen to be reaching out I happened to notice my sudden curiosity at the following craigslist combogoray Ill read for you now entirely it said meet me in the parking lot of the drug store the one by the pizza place I'll be wearing a yellow hat make it quick I gotta a thing I gotta do before the liquor store before I get sick so I went into my car na it wasn't very far from my place just around the corner as soon as he said hi I said I recognize this guy and I recalled a little story in my mind he had a nickname back in the day they used to call him Splotch rumor had he had some blisters on his crotch oh and it hurts when he goes pee he needs a doctor and pharmacy cuz he's gotta get some antibiotics so it happened really quick grabbed the money made the switch that was the last time that I ever saw splotch he was working for the police they swarmed me immediately I tried to explain I was really just trying to help but the police don't make exceptions for creepy drug dealers on Craigslist not even for a terminally ill cancer patient like my friend splotch so I did a little time a county penitentiary while splotch was on the outside getting buried and by the time that I got out forgot what it was all about but that's ok life is just great I gotta girlfriend and she's gay and every time I scratch my crotch I think of Splotch
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You Are All That I Don't Need 02:18
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I met a pretty girl her crystal eyes framed by her hair she asked if I was single I said no maybe next year and sure enough by the fourth of july she was crashing at my place and we were getting high and I don't know why she had to go and screw it up when she tried to convince me we needed to grow up she said, no more lounging around in pajamas all day long no more walking around the trailer naked holding a bong no eating the weeds I find growing in my own front yard no singing all day long like a retard I took it kinda hard so I thought it through carefully played out each scenario and I decided that I would have to let her go but it's so important for me to let her to know how she touched me and stays in my heart as I grow as I... live in my pajamas and hang out naked on the lawn picking dandelions while singing punk songs all day long I hope that she can find a way to go on and all that shit but there's nothing wrong with spontaneous living or a little acid trip so baby won't you please take me off of your hip I just gotta run around keep doing my own shit and it doesn't sound like you are really down with it don't throw a fit we could still hook up a little bit just don't be a dweeb and always remember you are all that I don't need
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North Beach 04:10
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meet me at north beach at 9am we'll travel west on foot three miles find sea glass with the best of them you bring the wine and cheese and salami I'll bring the weed and the LSD, ya meet me at Point Wilson at high tide we'll surf the tiny man made waves they say it's practically suicide we'll find some agates rolling in the gravel beds or we could get smashed on vodka out of our fuckin heads so if you think your life just kinda fuckin sucks and if you're lookin for a place to escape then you're in luck cuz you can come hang with me here in port townsend meet me at waterfront pizza at 2pm we’ll grab a six pack and mosey over to whidbey island and if you wanna try smoking some opium, I got a friend he says he’s native not a indian, ya we'll eat some shrooms and hunt vampires in port angeles drop a crab pot off of the wharf and catch us some dungeness we could take three pills and buses and be in forks by 9am post pictures of the hoh rain forest on instagram, ya so if you think your life just kinda fuckin sucks and if your lookin for a place to escape to then you're in luck cuz you could come do drugs with me here in port townsend take the ferry over to bainbridge you’re just an hour away port townsend is proving to be a nice place to stay take route 3 to haines place and tell the driver I said hi go to pt brewery I’ll be the guy sipping on scotch ale with red eyes but please don't leave home without your oxycodone we're gonna get knee deep in clams over at marrowstone smoke this ball of hash with me and then we’ll pick some blackberries on indian island so if you think your life just kinda fuckin sucks and if you're lookin for a place to escape then you're in luck you can come hang with me here in port townsend ya you could come do drugs with me here in port townsend ya it's an excellent place to be, when popping xanax or ecstasy so don’t be a fuckin pussy come on and do some drugs with me here in port townsend
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Don't Look At Me 02:25
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don’t look at me and ask me why I’m just a human being like you a stupid fuckin guy I do my best I try and try but at the end of each my days I’m just surprised I’m still alive despite the fact that I am blind can’t see past my own thinking enemy images in my mind I know it’s shit we gotta learn to live with it this life is wild terrain and we’re just trying to get by I will survive hell I’m still alive I never bought a gun so I guess I never really tried against all odds and calculations a miracle by any mathematicians operation here I am still kickin still trippin I’m still slippin the infamous slick slope of alcohol and dope it’s the only thing that still seems to give me some hope a vicious cycle but none the less I’ll be here a while I do suspect so I’ve confessed just doin my best now please won’t you put your judgment to rest if you don’t like me then go fuck off you’re not here under duress so go kick rocks jump in the sea the sharks are hungry and you’re just meat don’t look at me
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No Girls Want Me 02:31
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no girls want me no girls want me no girls want me I guess I am too short and my nose too big my eyes too small and close together they must wondering if my genetics are just fucked up all together maybe they think that I have smoked a hole straight through my brain that my drug habits have left me all but completely insane they must be thinkin, what a fuckin shame he coulda had anything that would explain with absolutely certainty why no girls want me! no girls want me no girls want me no girls want me no girls want me they must not like that I am old and bald and broke and fuckin lazy they must think I am an asshole or that I'm gay or fuckin crazy it's just the same old story every single day you gotta know I really mean it when I say that I don't even know what the hell is wrong with me why lately no girls want me no girls want me no girls want me no girls want me no girls want me

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XPTX is a 15 track, self titled, debut release from Xuper punktoniX

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released December 21, 2017

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album cover art by Eric J. Cockrell, creator of the Blister! punk comics

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