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Xtupid Alex

from Shame & Empathy EP by Xuper punktoniX

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The shittiest thing ever.

lyrics

Alex my brother my hand on your shoulder
please listen to what I am about to say
I love you and want the best for you
but I worry about you every single day

I fear that you lack the basic skills required
to care for your health
I worry you’re so stupid and naive
you’ll end up accidentally killing yourself

Alex was just a little boy till he grew up but he didn’t
he still does stupid shit all the time
he does his best and I must confess
I often find myself feeling quite impressed
by the stupid shit he does, where is his mind?

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
why are you so stupid?
lived with his mom and dad till he was thirty five
moved to the state Washington it's a miracle he survives

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
how could anyone be so dumb?
he doesn't deserve anything cuz he'll just blow it
he's a giant piece of shit ask anybody they all know it
he’s got no job and he’s got no goals and he’s got no ambition
he’s got no mental capacity, for making sound decisions
or doing long division
they must have accidentally cut off some of his brain
during circumcision

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
why are you so stupid?
there's that one time you told everyone to go fuck off
it was a facebook status update
you deleted it, but I’ve got still got the screenshots

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
how could anyone be so dumb?
you make fun of all your friends
till there’s none left of them
then you cry yourself to sleep cuz you’re all alone again

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
why are you so stupid?
you were privileged white middle class
ya you had everything you need
and you threw it all away to become me!

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
why am I so stupid?
met a girl on Facebook
bought plane tickets then she dumped me
and southwest simply refused to refund me
now I'm stuck at home alone and I got no money

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
how did I ever become so dumb?
was it all the alcohol?
or that weird weed that I ate last fall?
or does it have nothing to do with any of that at all?
am I just fundamentally fatally fuckin flawed?

Alex this is Susan!
I just wanna say I love you!
I see the beautiful human in everything you do!
I’m worried about your mental instability
multiple and borderline personality disorder
this is a serious mental condition not just creativity
we can all see, that you’re actually fuckin crazy!

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
what the fuck is wrong with you?
is this a legitimate case of mental retardation?
they should have enrolled you in special education

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
your brain's a burnt cookie crumb
we’ve got a copy of your birth certificate right here
still we don’t know where you really came from
we think your brain needs custom made medication

Xtupid Alex! Xtupid Alex!
there's really nothing wrong with you!
you're just like everybody else
ya you’re just up inside your head
worried that maybe you're not really good enough
not worth the money or the love
you’re just so typical
Xtupid Alex!

credits

from Shame & Empathy EP, track released December 21, 2018
Xtupid Alex - Guitar
Ugly Vince - Vocals & Drums
Susan Love - Bass & Vocals

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